Victory Road!

[ It's night time when the camera turns on. There's a sleeping bag all rolled out and sitting on top is a Gible. His tongue is lolling out of his mouth, but otherwise looks quite content. The camera zooms closer and closer until it's out of focus on his shiny white teeth. A machine gun like cackle erupts from whoever is recording this little piece of art show horror. Obviously this is hilarious to her.

The video camera then swings around to the girl, who has an explosion of freckles and flaming ginger hair. She has a pinched looking face, but it's hardly noticeable with the way she's smiling. Her grin looks like her mouth contains too many teeth. When she speaks, her voice is shrill and vaguely annoying. It might even be a familiar voice. ]

The human "mother" gave me some food but tragically it didn't go very far. Emperor Sesame Gobslob has eaten it. It's the most gluttonous pokemon I have ever come across. Although admittedly that number is exactly one pokemon. Maybe they are all this greedy. It's hard to say.

[ She sets the pokegear down on the grass, it's angled weird so she's off screen now. Rustling can be heard. She's rummaging through her bag. She sounds more serious now, a tad thoughtful as she continues. ]

Most fortunately for him I am a very generous troll and willing to overlook this obvious declaration of war. We are suppose to be "partners" here, after all. Which brings me to the point of this video.

Is this death? Even for a dream bubble this is pretty weird!