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1 H4V3 S3CUR3D 4NOTH3R POK3B3AST
TH4NK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 4LL YOU WHO SCHOOL3D M3 ON TH3 1MPORT4NC3 OF C4TCH1NG MOR3 POK3MON
1T H4S B33N 3NL1GHT3N1NG 4ND 1 C4UGHT 4 C4WB34ST
SH3 1S FL4WL3SS 4ND NO ON3 W1LL 3V3R B34T H3R
4LTHOUGH SH3 1S 4 L1TTL3 SK1TT1SH 4ND H1D3S
W3LL WORK ON TH4T
4NYW4Y TH1S M3MO H4S 4 PO1NT B3S1D3S TH3 BR4GG1NG!
1T H4S COM3 TO MY 4TT3NT1ON TH4T 1 4M HOP3L3SS OUTSTR1P3D BY MY FR13NDS 1N T3RMS OF POK3MAST3RDOM
SO WH4T 1 PROPOS3 1S TH1S: 1M GO1NG TO T4K3 MY B4D S3LF ON 4 JOURN3Y
DO TH1S TH1NG PROP3RLY 4S 4 R34L TR41N3R WOULD
(th1s h4s b33n k3pt 4 s3cr3t you c4n und3rst4nd why 1f youv3 3v3r m3t k4rk4t)
1 W1LL GO FOR THR33 MONTHS 4ND R1GOROUSLY TR41N FOR TH3 DUR4T1ON
1T W1LL B3 TH3 BOMB >:]
SO 1 PUT FORTH TH1S QU3ST1ON F3LLOW POK3M4ST3RS
WOULD 4NYONE L1KE TO T4K3 TH1S JOURN3Y W1TH M3?
1 COM3 W1TH TWO POK3B34STS
4 GR34T S3NS3 OF HUMOR
4ND SOM3 W31RD R3D H41R
PL34SE R3PLY 4S4P TO TH1S!

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[You would think it would take a man Ford's age a while to puzzle through Terezi's quirk, but he's a man who loves codes and ciphers and this is one of the easiest he's ever seen. It's not even a full substitution. Child's play.]

Where exactly do you plan to go? Will you be making a circuit of the country or do you have a set destination in mind?

SOM3WH3R3 TH3 POK3B34STS 4R3 W34K 3NOUGH TH4T 1 C4N GR1ND TH3M INTO POK3M34L
OR JUST TR41N MY T34M
1M 1N GOLD3NROD R1GHT NOW
1 GU3SS 1 W1LL B4CKTR4CK TO N3W B4RK TOWN UNT1L 3V3RYTH1NG 1S 4 SU1T4BL3 L3V3L
4R3 YOU GO1NG TO COM3?

I may follow you at least as far as the Ruins of Alph; I've been meaning to explore them and keep not getting around to it. I also happen to be in Goldenrod at the moment so it would be fairly easy to coordinate.

Of course I am more than willing to offer my Pokemon for battling experience. There is only so many times you can battle a Pidgey or a Ratata before it becomes monotonous.

3XC3LL3NT
TH1S 1S MOST FORTUN4T3!

TH4T WOULD B3 N1C3
WH4T POK3B34STS DO YOU H4V3?

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[Guess who is unfamiliar with the concept of leet speak like some sort of grandpa.]

I think there is something wrong with your text. Is your gear functioning properly?

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[ Siiiigh. Humans. ]

TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH MY G34R
TH1S 1S TH3 W4Y 1 TYP3
1TS 1MPORT4NT TO M3 4ND 1LL TH4NK YOU TO NOT M4K3 FUN OF 1T

[Armin is just going to switch to video and hope that isn't busted as well.]

Terezi? Is everything all right with your gear?

I'm laughing

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please inform grandpa so he might one day be cool

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he will be so cool that he'll spontaneously grow a backwards baseball cap

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why do you type like that?

[Look, did anyone expect the literal nine-year-old to NOT comment on that? Honestly?]

B3C4US3 1 W4NT YOUR 3Y3S TO F4LL OUT OF YOUR H34D TRY1NG TO R43D 1T SO 1 M4Y E4T TH3M L1K3 4 GR34T SC4L3B34STS 34TS THE YOUNG

[ Someone is still a troll at heart. Sorry, Frisk. ]

[Bruh they had a troll in their head for they've forgotten how many runs now, nothing can faze them.]

gross!!!!! theyre not gonna i taped them in and everything!!!!!!

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Terezi, you do know Karkat will be able to see this post, right?
I'll keep mum on the subject myself, but that won't stop him from going through the network on a whim one day and seeing this.

As to answer your question, I would happily go if you had planned to head out in the spring, but for now I think it's better if I stay...home. You know, to make sure nothing falls apart over here.

Y3S BUT TH3 PO1NT W4S TO K33P H1M 1N TH3 D4RK UNT1L NOW
C4N YOU 1M4G1N3 TH3 B1T1CH1NG 1D H4V3 TO L1ST3N TO 1F 1 D1DNT?
1TD BE UNB34R4BL3

DO TH1NGS OFT3N F4LL APART?
4S 4 PURV3YOR OF ORD3R TH1S 1NT3R3STS M3

I suppose that is a good reason to keep it to yourself until now.

Ah, maybe I've exaggerated. Things don't fall apart, per say, things just...become hectic.
The house doesn't stay tidy, the boys don't think to eat a vegetable, Pokemon run amok. That sort of thing.

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if you need me to make a dramatic entrance at the end of your journey
dressed like a nineties punk with wiglaf on my shoulder lookin ripped and ready to tussle
just let me know ahead of time so i can find some wiggle room in my schedule
im a busy guy i cant hardly juggle all this important ass kicking ive got to hand out to my friends and colleagues

D4V3 YOU C4NT JUST SPR1NG 4 M3NT4L 1M4G3 L1K3 TH4T ON 4N UN3P3ECT1NG G1RL
1 B3L13V3 1 4M SWOON1NG
>:]
BUT 1 W1LL H4V3 TO CORR3CT YOU
1T W1LL B3 YOU WHO W1LL H4V3 TH3 4SS K1CK1NG!
CL34R YOUR SCH3DUL3
1T W1LL H4PP3N

your fingers type yes
but my team of exclusively level one hundred nasty motherfuckers say helllllllll no
maybe next time we battle ill make it easier on you
and fight solely with the clustershuck

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This is the hardest shit I've ever had to decipher in my damn life.

Why do you type like this?

Edited 2017-01-26 01:16 (UTC)

B3C4US3 1T BR1NGS M3 GR43T JOY TO C4US3 OTH3RS H34D4CH3S
PL34S3 T3LL M3 1N D3T41L TH3 L3V3L OF YOUR FRUST3R4T1ON

On a scale of one to ten (ten being I'm insanely pissed and one being I couldn't care less about this shit typing quirk you have) I'm at about a six and a half.

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TEREZI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

P1SS1NG YOU OFF 4PP4R3NTLY!
1M F33L1NG 4 L1TTL3 1MPOT3NT L4T3LY
1 4M S1MPLY T4K1NG TH3 M4TT3R 1NTO MY OWN PRONG

THAT'S FINE AND I RESPECT THAT, BUT THREE MONTHS? *THREE MONTHS, TEREZI.*
WHO ARE YOU TRAVELING WITH? HAS ANYONE STEPPED FORWARD YET? DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND SUPPLIES. WHAT LEVEL ARE YOUR POKEMON NOW? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T TO GO IN A GROUP? YOU KNOW, ON SHORTER TRIPS. WITH EVERYONE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KEEPING ME IN THE DARK ABOUT, I'M FINE WITH YOU TRAVELING BUT SERIOUSLY *WHY THREE FUCKING MONTHS?*

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[oh boy that's a lot of words that she hasn't learned how to read in that quirk yet uhhhhh]

um
congratulations, Terezi! on getting a uh
clawbeast?

C4WB34ST
W1TH W1NGS
SH3S BL4CK 4ND H4S TH3 MOST CH4RM1NG H4T

A charming
oh! She has a hat?

wait, where did she get one of those?

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