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Who: Dave and YOU

Where: Base camp in the Alabaster Icelands & the Bergimite zone

When: 8/1 Onward

Summary: Dave is doing things of varying levels of unimportance as he continues to lose his mind to internet withdrawal.

Rating: PG-13 at least for ~Language~.

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( We've got wood block memes for sale. )

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amaure

Well, well! What an intriguing little announcement that was, eh? 'Twould seem we've quite the incident on our hands, one that is no doubt worthy of the effort, though I have no intention of rescuing Lance. Certainly his dragons will be suitably up to the task.

Nay, I wish simply to vanquish and capture one of these Braviary for mine own research.

[Emet-Selch sounds and seems to be in rather decent spirits, a far cry from the bedridden mess he was a week or so ago. Perhaps that's why he's actually interested in pursuing these birds?]

However, seeing as these avians are quite robust and no doubt as powerful as Lance claimed, I cannot hope to pursue them alone. And so, I thought it only prudent to address those of a similar mind for a potential allegiance against a foe most fowl.

[Did he have to do the pun? No, not really, but it does kind of add to the theatrics of this little call to arms of sorts.]

What say you? Whom amongst you are up to the task?

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almosthandsome

[The video opens on a shot of what looks like a Stunky wandering through a field of summer flowers, tail twitching. The Stunky is wearing a straw hat with flowers on it. It looks like a pleasant scene...until a Cutiefly lands on the Stunky's nose. The Stunky suddenly lets out an indignant screech, shakes its head and turns around...to release it's stink. The startled -and unhappy - Cutiefly takes off, dripping scent spray.]

Holy shitballs!

[Jack's voice can be heard off camera as the Stunky, tail swishing, glowers in every direction as though she's looking for a fight.]

I've never seen her do that before! I was just getting some shots for a clip reel I'm putting together and all of a sudden Princess Stank over there turns her ass into a full on biological weapon!

I mean I know she could make stink, she's done little stink bombs before when she's pissed off, but did you see how far that went? That was more than ten feet!

Good thing I did this in a public park, not my yard!

Anyway, this is Princess Assface McStinkbutt, but we just call her Princess Stank. Or just Princess if you're my roommate and obsessed with her. Remember this butt-looking face, it's gonna be a viral sensation by next year!

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giftofswift

[The video opens to Hermes sitting on a park bench somewhere in Goldenrod by the looks of things. He has a water bottle in hand and there's probably little doubt that this man just got done with part of his morning jog by his breathing. Behind him perched on the bench is his shiny Chatot looking quite pleased with himself.]

Figured it's about time I said something here, been long enough. For those who don't know me, I'm Hermes. Hey, hello, nice to meet you and all that.

['Hello! Hello!' His Chatot mimics behind him helpfully as he gives a short wave.]

I've come with a question though. I've been thinking, what all do you guys know about legendary Pokemon? I hear they're elusive so I don't expect anyone to have seen them, but they are interesting to me as a topic. They're basically the gods of this world, right?

If you don't know anything about them, I'd be interest in hearing about gods from your own worlds too if that's more your speed.

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zodiheart

( Slowly drifting down into twilight, Left to sifting through faded memories... )

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[The video begins, showing a man with crimson mask and white cowl. His robes are unmistakable - it is Elidibus. His mouth seems to tighten, before he speaks.]

[The voice is smooth, musical:]

I am Elidibus, Emissary, bearer of the word of Zodiark. It has been brought to my attention that upon my arrival I should make an announcement such as this, and you behold that result.

[He looks to the side, out of the frame, before turning back. His voice wavers, ever so slightly.]

Should there be any among you who know of me, I have been informed that my current location is in one New Bark Town.

[He hesitates, mouth opening to say more, but instead of speaking he closes the video.]

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