bloodyroses: (Phase 4: Enter Dracula's Sanctum)
Cordy ([personal profile] bloodyroses) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2022-09-07 02:11 pm

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Send help

my pokemon want me to BUY ALL THE CANDY and I should probably say no

but I, too, want to BUY ALL THE CANDY

I keep saying I'll make myself sick, but there's a lot of different kinds I haven't even seen before and my worst enabler is a fucking WIZARD HAT THING

WHAT THE FUCK WIZARDS DON'T EVEN WEAR HATS LIKE THAT HALF THE TIME WAY TO PLAY TO THE STEREOTYPE BLOODBOILER

okay fuck it

I'm gonna give myself all the horrible sickness, just tell me what I should get
nevercaught: (smug)

[personal profile] nevercaught 2022-09-08 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A particularly skilled wizard upon the Surface—by reputation, one of the most skilled, save perhaps Halaster Blackcloak, a statement which makes my brother Gromph twitch whenever it is said in his hearing.
nevercaught: (cracking up)

[personal profile] nevercaught 2022-09-12 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alas, she cannot see Jarlaxle crack up.]

I will have to remember to tell that to Gromph, if I should see him.
nevercaught: (self-assured)

[personal profile] nevercaught 2022-10-28 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume my brother is far too busy with the Arcane Brotherhood and Elminster with being a glorified watchman.