goldeneyeball: (i know you are but what am i)
JW ([personal profile] goldeneyeball) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2020-10-12 06:16 am
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[It's been a while since JW has appeared on the network. Today he is sitting at a breakfast table in the lobby of the Violet Hotel. He's not eating anything but there is a glass of orange juice at his elbow. Psyduck's paws can be seen poking into the corner of the frame.]

Hey, ya'll. Question.

[He glances to the side, clearly looking at something with disdain.]

Which Pokemon do you hate the most?

[Feed ends.]
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[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2020-11-08 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah! His conversation companion has returned...looking a little worse for wear. JW sucks his lips inwards to keep from laughing. A snort escapes him.]

If---snnkk--if you want my advice...I'd take that thing's Pokeball out back and bury it. And then move.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2020-11-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather makes a face, waving vaguely with one hand.]

Can't. He belonged to a friend.

So unless that weirdo comes back, I'm stuck with Purple Slimer.

[God dammit L. But also, she misses you L. :(]
goldeneyeball: (its only illegal if you get caught)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2020-11-08 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No, listen, you could draw a treasure map! And give it to them. Ghosts love being in graves. If...they're actually dead. I guess? The only dead person I know claims she likes being buried but I think she's just gross.
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2020-11-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, he would love that.

But he'd also give me a hard time about it.

[And... well, honestly Slightly isn't terrible enough to warrant burying alive. ... Or... not alive?]

[OH WELL.]

I'm not in the business of burying bodies, anyway.

Most of the time.
goldeneyeball: (suspicious)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2020-11-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He lifts a brow. While he's sure she's pulling his leg, he can't help but be a little curious. People in this world were from all over.]

When are you in the business of burying bodies?
foolishwren: hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson. (buddy... you cant fuck osmosis jones)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2020-11-09 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
If I told you, I'd have to bury your body.
Edited 2020-11-09 03:18 (UTC)
goldeneyeball: (u wish ur grlfrined wuz hot like me)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2020-11-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[JW lets out a defiant snort.]

Like you could dig a hole big enough with those little arms!
foolishwren: through BOFA all things are possible, so jot THAT down (well FIRST of all)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2020-11-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hhah!

It's true, you are like... freakishly tall.

But I'm sure I could get a Pokemon to help me.
goldeneyeball: (uuuugh)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2020-11-09 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
O--oh yeah. For a second there I lived in a perfect world without Pokemon. Yeah they're probably really good at digging graves. Or...just disposing of bodies I guess. Why are there so many goddamn dinosaur shaped Pokemon that people can just have out in the hotels. I hate it.
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