Haha, oh shit, me neither! I guess I can see that. Psyduck sprays water out of her mouth and it just keeps on coming. No idea where it's all coming from.

Beats me. Magic, maybe? A lot of these things seem to be magic...the only magic I knew about back home was whatever made the weird dog in my attic alive.

_{[JW groans and takes a drink of his orange juice.]}

It was this whole big thing...really weird. We're roommates or something now. Or we were. I live here now. For how long? Who fuckin' knows, man.

Oh, God no. I don't even like dogs--well. I guess she's a wolf? I don't know. She's all gross and stitched together and I don't understand it. But she talks just like a real adult human person.

No, no, remember, shes magic. She's like. Dead. Or made of dead stuff. Or just made out of...I didn't really ask there was a lot going on.

_{[He closes his eyes and puts his free hand to his temple.]}

Still can't decide if this place is weirder or not. Who knows when weird world number three is gonna pop up, no point getting cozy.

_{[JW's mouth becomes a grim wobbly line. This random pretty man did not know even an ounce of the hell he went through just getting Deuteronomy to let him live in his own house.]}

Ugh...you. Can think that if you want, I guess.

Well, that, and it was jus a lot.

_{[It's kind of weird, but he's realizing he hasn't really explained the heaps of madness that happened to him before ending up in the wonderful world of Pokemon.]}

But at least she took care of herself. They strapped me with this semi-sentient duck monster I didn't even want and everybody treats me like I'm the devil for being like UH what the FUCK. I got a pretty cool bug though, she works as a heater.

Do you think anybody's ever just buried the pokeball they give you in a hole and disappeared to live their life?

Why not? Apparently you can just put 'em in a computer forever. That's what I've heard. I don't understand Pokemon at all they turn into light. They're not animals.

Personally I don't plan on having enough to need to put any in a computer. I read about the six-on-person thing and was like damn, why would anybody want more than six Pokemon.

How do you decide which one gets banished to the void?