Dirk doesn't get a chance to rag on Hades for that one, though, because Hades' expression--indeed, his whole fucking body--shifts from 'conversational' to 'Dirk just implied something heinous about the use of a holiday turkey.'
He takes a moment to give the reason for that its due consideration. Then, in a perfect deadpan (marred only slightly by the half-second's quirk of the left side of his mouth), he answers.
"Depends. Is gravy a seasoning? I classify it as a condiment, myself."
tfw you know a character splices commas in a certain way,
Dirk doesn't get a chance to rag on Hades for that one, though, because Hades' expression--indeed, his whole fucking body--shifts from 'conversational' to 'Dirk just implied something heinous about the use of a holiday turkey.'
He takes a moment to give the reason for that its due consideration. Then, in a perfect deadpan (marred only slightly by the half-second's quirk of the left side of his mouth), he answers.
"Depends. Is gravy a seasoning? I classify it as a condiment, myself."