[The camera is pointed down the path, at what appears to be midway along Route 31. It's not currently raining, but it's wet, muddy in places, and there's one of the infamous one-way ledges not far ahead. The camerawoman isn't in frame, but she speaks from behind the pokegear as a Klefki peeks around into the camera, briefly obscuring the shot:]

Jangle, get outta the way -

Ok, so, do we have any working theories as to what exactly went wrong in this world's history that they figured out teleportation machines before paved roads? This is getting old.