[forward-dated to wednesday 7/5]

-- is it always tunnels? Let's crawl into another blighted hole in the earth! It'll be fine!

I'm never setting foot underground again.

[There's just enough glow being given off by a Luxray to illuminate one very lost human and his team in some cave or another. Shot near to the ground, it's a rather hectic scene, half the team trying in vain to reassure their trainer and the other half trying to get their bearings just as desperately.

A Meowstic's cry comes from behind the camera before the view shifts upward and closer to Anders, who's surprised and more than a little embarrassed to see his Gear turned on and floating over to him.]

Flop, what have you -- [He cuts himself off and sighs, taking the Gear and trying not to scowl into it. If it's already broadcasting, he might as well make use of the network's attention.]

Should anyone happen to be familiar with Mt. Mortar, I would very much appreciate some directions.